GZAI Observatory

No achievements yet. Catch Moonbean, boop the perchbird, or change the theme.

• 🦉
  First Catch

  Moonbean caught up to your cursor.
  +10
• 🌪️
  Moonbean Frenzy

  Three catches in quick succession.
  +25
• 🐦
  First Boop

  The perchbird noticed you back.
  +10
• 🎵
  Perchbird Chorus

  Three boops in quick succession.
  +25
• ✦
  The Threshold

  The creatures noticed you noticing them.
  +50
• 🌙
  Moonbean Mode

  You asked the site to dream in lunar purple.
  +15
• ☾
  Night Mode

  You requested a sleep-friendly palette.
  +15
• 🪟
  Windows XP Mode

  You booted the observatory into the 2001-era interface. It is now an integral, non-removable component.
  +15
• 👓
  Ocular Relief

  You reported that the frozen livery made your eyes bleed and were granted a sanctioned reprieve.
  +20
• 📼
  Retrogrid Descent

  You dimmed the lights, raised the neon sun, and let the observatory hum at 60Hz.
  +20
• 🏳️‍🌈
  Pride Mode

  Moonbean shimmered in every colour of the rainbow.
  +15
• 🏳️‍⚧️
  Transcendent

  Moonbean wore the horizon she was always meant to be.
  +15
• 🇸🇪
  För Sverige

  Moonbean assumed the blue and gold.
  +15
• ⊘
  Let It Forget

  You allowed the site to forget itself.
  +30
• ⚠
  Deliberate Degradation

  You requested that the observatory be worse. It obliged, honestly, and remains beautiful in a landfill sort of way.
  +30
• 📢
  Regulation Volume

  You raised the observatory to maximum volume. It did not raise its voice; it scheduled you to. Same 26 glyphs, louder.
  +25
• 🏺
  Éme-gir₃

  The clay is a kept thing now. English is the readable record; you chased the darting pill and held the older tongue — scribe unto keep.
  +30
• 🛍️
  Window Shopper

  You visited the Commerce Division.
  +5
• ⚪
  First Custody

  You placed a custody orb in Moonbean's care.
  +20
• 📦
  Complete Collection

  Moonbean has assumed custody of every orb.
  +200
• 🍟
  Fries in the Bag

  Assumed custody of the citrine sphere and obeyed the directive on the home page.
  +30
• 💥
  Critical Infrastructure Failure

  You touched the owl five times. The market noticed.
  +55
• 📜
  Kept No Secrets

  Moonbean revealed the hidden words on a blog post.
  +15
• 7️⃣
  The Creatures Hum

  Reach 7 total encounters.
  +15
• 21
  Recognized

  Reach 21 total encounters.
  +35
• 55
  Attuned

  Reach 55 total encounters.
  +55
• 🚪
  The Threshold Breached

  You found the secret Moonbean Prime encounter.
  +25
• 🏆
  Critical Infrastructure Pacified

  Defeated Moonbean Prime in single combat.
  +150
• 🔭
  First Observation

  The Observatory logged your arrival.
  +10
• 📂
  Record Opened

  You consulted your Observer Record.
  +5
• ✦
  Victory V-Buck

  You scanned the Fortnite page and collected a falling V-Buck.
  +15
• 🛠️
  FULL HACK

  You executed the Score Maximization Protocol. Every ceiling was re-reviewed, all provenance expedited, and zero questions were answered.
  +0